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If you were to break it down per minute, who is the highest paid fighter? I'm not talking about all the training and everything that goes with fighting, just the fights themselves. – Shagen
Why settle for breaking it down per minute, Shagen? Why not per second? The three top contenders for this title would appear to be Andrei Arlovski (who made $1.5 million to get knocked out by Fedor in 3:14), Tim Sylvia (who made $800,000 to get submitted by Fedor in 0:36), and Kimbo Slice (who made $500,000 to get knocked out by Seth Petruzelli in 0:14).