Dana White Is Currently the Most Influential Person in the World
(Well, well, well, fuckers. Image courtesy of Time.com.)
This morning, Time launched its 2010 TIME 100 Poll, in which online readers vote on the world's most influential people of the year. It's impressive enough that UFC president Dana White was chosen to be among the 201 politicians, entertainers, and assorted cultural leaders that are up for voting. It's downright bizarre that as of a few minutes ago when I took the above screen-cap, Dana White was sitting on top of the freaking list, three spots above Barack Obama, 18 spots above Stephen Colbert, and 34 spots above Bill Gates. His only real competition at this point is Robert Pattinson, the poof from those vampire movies.
If this is an April Fool's joke from Time.com, it's an incredibly subtle and brilliant one. More likely, it's just another sign that UFC fans are a group that's both large and quickly mobilized on the Internet, and that Dana White has more nuthuggers that the president of our country. So let's enjoy this odd little victory while we have it, because once Team Coco and the Colbert Nation get wind of this, it's going to be a dogfight. To vote for Dana White as the most influential person in the world (!?), click here.